Mike iLL - Diary of an iLL Boy


| | | — | | New sex. 19 year old Jewish goddess. Her parents are Hasidic (how do you spell that?), locks and all. She speaks Yiddish, and reads Hebrew. Her vagina sprays orgasms accross the bed. First night we’re together there’s a wet spot like 2 feet wide onthe futon. God, I love these “o’s”.

To the tune of B.I.N.G.O.: B.I.N.G.E. x 3 an’ REXIC was his name oh.

You know This One? |

Your’s Truleeeeeeeey, Mike ILL